* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Farts!Our family loves them. We even have guinea pigs who let out trouser chugs.
A few funny stories. Our pet dog had obviously been taught a few tricks by my brother. The dog would let rip with a silent, gassy extrusion of tripe and would turn around and look at others. Or he would just walk off. Both tricks my brother did.
Once my dad farted and blamed it on the dog, who was miles away. Another time, the dog was asleep on the rug. My dad emitted a collosal stinker (with accompanying sound), and the dog bolted awake, running to the front door, barking.
My best fart story was during a bath I had. God knows what I had been eating, but the smelliest trumps are gained from steak, covered with strong mustard, with onions, and double strength lager. My partner was in the bathroom, sat on the floor, her head on the side of the bath, as she massaged Mr.John Thomas. All of a sudden, a few bubbles rose to the surface of the bath.
A few seconds later, she recoiled in horror, clutching her nose, yelling "OH MY GOD!" We still chuckle about it to this day!
PS Why are wet botty burps so vile?!
Cheers
Paul
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(, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 1:20, Reply)
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