* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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My fiance saysthat my farts smell like "dead men".
True story.
I think they smell more like cabbage sometimes, and a bit beefy at other times.
It might just be me, but does anyone else ever get that feeling when they can feel one brewing but you're scared to let rip just incase it's actually a shit?
(, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 17:10, Reply)
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