* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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FartingI have been with my boyfriend for almost two years now and we have never farted in front of each other, which I know it's stupid but I think now it's been too long to do it.
This means that whenever i'm around him i'm always holding them in, which means I get a horrible tummy and i'm pretty sure I accidentally let one rip while alseep in bed with him anyway.
I do usually wait until he's gone to the toilet to fill his room with gasses. I bet he wonders why his bedroom smells of his Lynx by the time he gets back.
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Lollylegs lite, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 22:24,
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