* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Family fartingI just remembered two more things.
When I was about eight I was at a friends house and her sister had her friends for a sleep-over.
There was one girl who nobody really liked and they only invited her over because they felt sorry for her.
The morning after they all woke up before her, and took it in turns to squat over her head and fart into her face. Luckily the girl didn't wake up during this, or i'm sure she would have been scarred for life due to this behaviour from her "friends."
Also, every night without fail, my mum, after eating her tea, will sneeze the loudest sneezes. It's not common to hear her let rip a huge one during this.
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Lollylegs lite, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 22:41,
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