* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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oho!Another one, a trick to play on your friends, courtesy of Vic and Bob:
You: Have you farted?
Them: No
You: What, never?
And heres a little rhyme from my brother:
"I've farted, I've farted,
I've done a trouser cough,
I've whistled in my Y-fronts,
I've just peeled one off.
I've blown my bloody brains out,
I've been eating beans,
I've shit myself,
I've dropped my guts,
Open the window please!"
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 0:10, Reply)
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