* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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My dad....He was a quiet, well mannered, polite man! Always said please, thank you etc. When he burped he'd always say pardon me but when he farted it was as if nothing had happened!!
He wouldn't say a word....not even blink! Big loud trumping and he'd just carry on as if all he'd done was breathe!
Us kids would have to run off to our rooms to laugh up our sleeves!!!
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 0:33, Reply)
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