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I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.

I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.

Tell us all about your own fartiness.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not actually my fartyness but
Whenever I hear (which since school is pretty rare indeed) "the Purple headed mountains, The river running by"
in the hymn "all things bright and beautiful" or even think of it for that matter I just fall into a fit of sniggers due to when I was in primary school our rather large headmisstress would take assembly plonked in front of a piano.
She reached those immortall lines and as "the river" was running by so also was an erruption of Vesuvian magnitude coming from her personage.
Suffice to say she started to play the piano with more force to cover it up.It was so loud that some of the smaller kids began to cry. Never saw her in the same light after that.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 1:53, Reply)

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