* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Farting in BedYou may pass wind infront of a women only after going out with her for several months. But if you push her head under the Quilt and Fart for Flatulent entertainment you're practically engaged.
Thats what I tell the mrs anyway when I treat her to a Dutch Oven.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 3:16,
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