* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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My fatheronce farted in bed and it smelt so bad it woke him and my mum up. He also told me once that he had terrible diarrhea. He said it was so bad that after he'd had a shit, he stood up and was surrounded by a brown mist.
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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 11:40,
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