* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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True satisfactionNot sure if anyone has mentioned it yet but why is it that farts smell good when they are your own?
For full flavour of gas emissions you should try chest waders. Fart, crouch and allow the warm stinky rush of air to surround you and those in close vicinity. A little treat for those around you who are complaining of the smell is to remind them that all smells are particulates! Watch them turn a paler shade as they realise they have injested your anal produce without fully realising.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 11:40, Reply)
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