* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Probably should be in the Top Tips question, but...Never drink the yeast from the bottom of a bottle of Belgian ale. You'll not only fart often, but the stench is enough to sear holes in your clothing and frighten livestock. And it lasts for days.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:27,
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