* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
(
chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
« Go Back
Rugby team on a bus...getting on my nerves...sitting two thirds towards the back. Unleashed a botty burp that resulted in much pointing of the finger between each other, foul language and a begruding respect.
Little did they know that it was created from the skinny hippy at the front with the solitary diet of oven chips and beans.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 14:49, Reply)
« Go Back