* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Now this is rank!My brother (I suppose this could've fitted into the 'crazy relatives' QOTW but hey-ho) used to perform this little gem.
After I had taken a few swigs of my pint he used to squeeze out a rancid one, catch it in his hand, then slam it down and seal it for a few seconds in the inch or so of space in my glass. I tell you, it makes your whole pint honk and is very difficult, nigh on impossible to carry on drinking afterwards. What a cunt. Thank wank he doesn't do it anymore - it's one of the worst things you can do to another human being.
length? I'm working hard on it.
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