* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Bubble trouble (a top tip)Whenst in the bath make sure you have vast quantities of bubbles, proceed with the release of a 'bum-sorte' into said bubbles, then with hands-a-cupeth, scoop and inhale the bubbles directly into your nostrils.
The bubble will also keep the stench trapped in their tiny spherical forms for quite some time, thus enabling you to carry said guff around with you in a portable 'stinky cloud'.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 15:44, Reply)
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