* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Not me and a bit more than farting...In the Orchestra I'm in, we go on regular tours around Europe. It just so happened that this year we went to Spain. Now, if you imagine Spanish fancy restaurants, you'd think the food was nice. However, as an orchestra on a budget, we ate en masse at the shittiest places (when we roamed around ourselves it was fine). It was on this tour I had my worst meal ever. But I digress.
We went to play at this bullring and had just had a rehearsal at about 5pm, so we went for a bite to eat. The meal was passable and we were all sat around laughing and joking as you do. I needed the toilet and so got up and walked to the toilet (unsurprisingly).
When I got in there, there was no-one there (or so I thought) and I proceeded to go to the urinal and relieve myself. Then, the most humungous fart ever lifted the ceiling tiles, followed by a *plop* sound as the conductor emptied his bowels. My piss went everywhere as I tried my hardest not to laugh. I quickly ran out and escaped from Colditz to freedom.*
Length? about 5 seconds?
*Last part may not be true
(, Mon 16 Jul 2007, 23:26, Reply)
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