* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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wellI once farted so loudly that i woke up my friends mum who was asleep in the room UPSTAIRS with all doors shut in between us. She came down and saw us laughing so much that she accused us of being on drugs.
Another time after a helping of mushrooms in garlic butter, i was farting so hard every 5 mins or so that i made myself ill for a week. Not nice.
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Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 9:46,
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