* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Little BrothersYounger brothers seem to be the leading authorities on farts, I never had one myself as an only child.
I did have a friend whose little brother would trap his farts inside a fish food container, and seal it up. The fart would mingle with the smell of fish food, and he would release it under the nose of an unexpecting victim at his leisure.
Fish food and bum gas is a lethal combo.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 13:05, Reply)
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