* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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The FamilyMy sister
We once rowed really badly, and I was really upset with her(whatever it was had not been my fault), however, I was just drifting off to sleep in my room downstairs when I heard (PAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRPPPPPPEEEEEEeeeeeeyy)coming through the ceiling followed by a little giggle of self appreciation and I could no longer maintain my stony silence the next morning.
My Mum recently farted at Tesco's at the opposite end of the aisle to my step-dad, Ken, bless her, she didn't think it was noisy, but Ken heard it right up the other end as did a couple of other bemused shoppers.
My Dad frequently used to clear rooms and have people literally climbing over each other to get out as they all started choking and falling sideways.
Mr Squirrel regularly thinks it's amusing to create a dutch oven and then roll over for a snuggle thus including his gas in the cuddle. Nice.
The most annoying thing in all this is that I'm not able to exact retalliation on all the analy vocal members of my family as my fart amplification sphincter appears to be malfunctioning.
Length, pah, I only wish they had sound.
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99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 13:34,
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