* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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portsmuff or is that portschuff?late one cold wintry night, had had beers, curry and smokes, walking back to digs across the deserted city centre, walkman on (ah, those were the days eh?)(who thought we'd have nostalgia for technology) felt the need so did a series of rippers into me greatcoat. the track ended....and three girls were behind me pissing themselves at the trumpet involuntary.............
are we still on about lenght? about 4 bars of joshua tree.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 14:43, Reply)
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