* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Two StoriesIts such a simple sound, but really does make me laugh everytime without fail
A good friend of mine is a primary school teacher, and has to hold his air in all day long so not to excite the children.. meeting him after work for a drink is always a noisy affair, but on this one occassion he managed what must have been a 30 second tommy squeeeeller, slowly raising in pitch and loudness through out, with a little leg kick finale to signal its end. Still makes me laugh today.
Work colleague and I attended an incredibly boring business meeting that went on for around 4 hours, sat on hard wooden benches in trendy west london offices, during which we said nothing. Until my colleague started fidgeting. One quick left buttock lift, and an attempt at a sneaky and silent "Pfff" actually turned into a very loud tommy squeeeler that must have been felt by all those sat on the same bench. He covered it brilliantly, firing a completely random and off the subject question, which the most geeky and boring attempted to answer, whilst the rest looked on confused - me, I was crying with silent laughter.
My father - whenever his has a piss, he always farts loudly and in the same note after ten seconds - wherever he is. Marvellous.
Sorry that's three and I said it was two.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 15:27, Reply)
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