* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I farted just now...and it lasted a full 7 seconds.
My variant on the dutch oven is called The Waft. Let it marinade for a few minutes then gently waft the blanket, as if I'm too hot and just trying to get some air in for example. This causes the lovely gasses to be forced upwards and out of the head end of the duvet, straight into Angrymanxwife's face. Magic.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 15:54, Reply)
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