
I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I'm going to view a house tonight and try to innocuously fart in one of the rooms.
I hope they have a dog or a small child.
Update: Mission failed - I was too exited about looking at my 1st property that I forget the mission.
( , Tue 17 Jul 2007, 16:16, Reply)
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