* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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showerso, first post and whatnot.
scene is camp, shower room in which there are 5 or 6 stalls. cue me already being done with a shower.
now, i had been eating boiled eggs breakfast lunch and dinner everyday of the week... it was thursday.
so, i casually walk over to an area where a lot of people walk through to get in and out of the showers. air was heavy due to the amount of steam. i ripped a SBD that burned a bit on its way out.
the sucker lingered in mid air for 10 minutes making everyone gag as they walked through. great laugh. and great pride for that one.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 18:55, Reply)
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