* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Happy farters dayi once gave my dad a homemade fathers day card saying 'Happy Farters Day'. i was 16.
Was playing a game of badminton against him, in a sports hall full of people whne he bent over, pulled down his shorts and let one rip... ive never heard a place go so quiet.
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squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 19:37,
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