* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I used to be very over weightand tried the drug Xenical. It's already been mentionned here, but to recap; it prevents absorption of a large proportion of dietary fat. Basically, you shit out most of the fat you consume. The idea of Xenical is to encourage a low fat diet - that's how it helps weight loss mostly - like cognitive behaviour therapy.
However, I was at university, and so low fat food was scarce, while kebabs were plentiful. I once farted and followed through. I'm reminded of this story by Ovum Factory's post.
I was in bed and like Ovum Factory I shat through my underwear, through the sheet and onto the mattress.
Unlike Ovum Factory however, I also shat through the mattress, through the bed itself (one of those silly divan things with fabric over wooden slats) and onto the floor underneath the bed!!!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 2:48, Reply)
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