* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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well you asked for itfirstly I hate my bloody laptop. five times trying to post this and it keeps crashing!!
Anyway, Monday night I had the oh so unenjoyable experience of having my prostate examined. Joy beyond measure, now I know why the ladies whinge! So there I am feeling ever so slightly vulnerable while this sadistical bastard inserts what feels like his entire arm up the date hole when I get the overwhelming need to fart. Now you can't clench up when someones treating you like Sooty, so the moment the way was clear I let loose the loudest longest stinkiest fart ever. Now I could hardly try to say it wasn't me, I'd parted the fellas hair on the otherside! still his own fault for not being more gentle.
length? felt like up to the elbow,
not so much as a cuddle afterwards. MEN!!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 8:18, Reply)
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