* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Ahh farty-tasticI have just released a lovely batch of poo-particles into the office. Used the classic technique of fidget, raise a cheek, and puff one out. The best part is that an ex-employee has just bought in their new born. Oh how the looks of distain are being directed to this innocent party! Who would have thought, Jalfrazi was a good dish to serve to one so young. Priceless!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 10:55, Reply)
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