* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Try this on your next date!My wife and I out for a nice meal at a fancy restaurant... We finish our meals and our third pint each about the same time.
She says she is full, I ask her 'Arent you going to clear your plate?' All that is left is a large purple piece of kale.
'Well -- what will you give me to eat it?' -- '10 dollars', '20 and you have a deal' she says'-- 'Done!' I shout and I put it on the table.
She heartily noshes the biggest purplest raw kale leaf ever and snatches the 20 from the table.
She had the worst green cloud gas ever for 3 straight days following... the worst. Like rotting garbage kept in an anus.
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teknikl, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 15:03,
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