* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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FIRST POSTI was laying in bed a while back after just waking up, misses kthxbai just opened her eyes and stretched . Well i decided to say good morning the best way i know how, I lifted my leg and stepped on a barking spider . OMG i was well proud and she was speachless just giving me evils . This fart didnt even touch the side it just shot out at 100 mph and by god it was loud, the funniest part of it all tho was a voice from outside shouted "FUCKING HELLLLL DUDE" opps must have forgoten he window was slightly open . Much girly giggleing followed from both of us i mean how could she remain mad
If you can beat that i wanna hear about it!!!!
Oh and if anyone says ladies dont fart i have another story to prove they flippin well do .
We were doing the baby making tango the other night her legs were somewhere near her shoulders and i was well you know, getting busy with my love truncheon, she shot out an uncontrollable loud fart, the look on her face was priceless very embarassed she said omg im so sorry but it was to late i was already in stitches laughing like a big girl . After about 15 mins of me laughing and telling her i didnt mind she told me it was so bad it made my love marbles flap back and forth . That was enough to set us both off .
Farts are funny and god made them that way coz if they wernt meant to be funny he would have made them sillent and non smelly
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 15:28, Reply)
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