* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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the abandoned pantswas in a pub a few years ago with my mate pervy matt. we had a few drinks and then pervy matt went off for a piss. he came back with a big smile on his face, and then proceeded to tell me that his pants were still here. a bit puzzled, i asked him wtf he was talkign about. he then told me that when we had been in that pub a few months earlier he'd let rip with a massive fart, but followed through. he went to the toilet and hid his soiled pants in the cistern of the toilet. he didn't tell us this at the time (obviously). could hardly belive it, but i did go and have a look. by now they were sparkling clean as they had been sitting in water for a few months. went back and told pervy matt that he should reclaim them, so he went back to toilet, squeezed them out in the sink and put them in his coat pocket.
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nikdude, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 21:59,
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