* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Uncle Ernie's Gravy LegAs with a fair few people, I have an uncle who can fart on demand and with required pitch and vibrato. Ernie was on holiday with his wife in a cable car heading up a mountain, and decided to let out a subtle one. He couldn't get the power right though and followed through in a very liquid way. Unfortunately, he was wearing shorts, and it all dribbled down his leg and into his socks. By this time, the smell had spread to the other passengers all edging away to the far side of the car and tipping it a fair bit. All the while, my Aunt bursting with embarresment to the point of tears.
And then he had to come back down the mountain afterwards.
Thus the term Gravy Leg was born
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Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 22:18,
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