* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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CrouchfartI have to be very vague here so as not to identify anyone.
A man with no name, who may or may not be a family friend, walked into my room to show me something on the interweb. I was seated. He crouched down to get on an more even level with the monitor.
*PARP*
"Excuse me"
And he just continued his sentence. He seemed so unflustered by it. Maybe he farts every time he crouches down.
My monitor is placed higher up now.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2007, 23:00, Reply)
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