* PFFT *
I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
( , Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Mobile Fart Armoury
My mates and I continuously record our more tremorous trumps on our mobiles' "voice record" function, and get together at a later party and show off. I'm still working out a way to transfer these to the computer for exhibition all across the internets, but to no avail.
*pop*
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 23:18, Reply)
My mates and I continuously record our more tremorous trumps on our mobiles' "voice record" function, and get together at a later party and show off. I'm still working out a way to transfer these to the computer for exhibition all across the internets, but to no avail.
*pop*
( , Wed 18 Jul 2007, 23:18, Reply)
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