* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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In my last job......I was running up the stairs to get back to my desk before my break tracker ran out (yes it was that kind of office) and i passed the office geek-girl anouska, i let rip a silent but deadly, as i rounded the case i looked back to see her nose twitch under her glasses and a unpleasant look cross her face. For some reason, recalling this causes me to grin every time.
:D
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P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 19 Jul 2007, 2:01,
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