* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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DilemmaI really must love my g/f...
I live in a really cold part of the world, and our house is sadly lacking in central heating. As a result, the bedroom sometimes gets ice on the window, it's that cold.
The solution: head under the doona, where it's all nice and you don't get frostbitten ears.
The dilemma: the g/f is on the Atkins diet (loads of protein and bugger all roughage) and so, inevitably I have to make a choice...
She thinks my sudden interest in butt-plugs is kinky.
'pop' goes the cherry, not much length and girth but at least it has a cross-piece to stop it from going all the way in.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 6:45, Reply)
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