* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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I don't know who to feel more sorry for....By this I mean my friend or any poor onlookers..
My friend, who shall remain nameless in case he graces these pages, went out shopping one day for provisions to make a nice Thai curry. Obviously his body must be a bit backward, as whilst he strolled up and down the aisles of the local market, collecting his produce, he farted, only to follow through like he'd never followed through before, (i believe he does this alot), and this is before he had even cooked, let alone eaten the curry. When he told me this, I asked him what he did, to which he answered, well, i couldnt drive home sat in a big pile of shit so i had to lose my pants and sit on newspaper to drive home. God Almighty....
So, I don't know who to feel sorry for.. Him for having to strip shitty pants off in public, or the public for having to witness such an event... Which would you pity??
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
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rebeccaslicker, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 10:42,
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