Last 5 years at Reading
-Catapulting dead pigeons across campsite.

-Waking up from a drunken stupor to find two young punks drawing swastikas on my shins, only to tell them to fuck off cos I'm not Hindu.

-Having your mates sitting in the campsite for 2 days constantly shouting, " ELLO MAAAAYTE!! SHOW US YOUR COCK MAAAYTE!! FLOP IT OUT MAAAYTE!! " at anyone who walked within 20 metres of where we were camped.

-Getting more fucked up on substances Thursday night than any other night that weekend, it's tradition.

-Being bound in gaffer tape and rolled down a metal walkway with my arse out, while passers by gathered to slap it.

My friends have far more harsh tales to tell from the five years before. I'm hoping not to have any more as I'm not staying on the campsite this year....
(Grobie, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 20:23, 1 reply)

Hi 5
Another person with a catapult for festivals! Great stuff!

Btw if you've ever been hit rrrreally hard by a water balloon at either Reading or Download in the last 5 years... it was probably from me and my mates! :)
(drchino, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 10:30, closed)