A big, open apology
To the person who harangued me for shouting something, no doubt hilarious, about peadophilia whilst hammered on cheap gin at Reading '08.

I'm even more sorry for trying to dig myself out of what was no doubt a horrible joke about such a touchy subject.

The thing I'm most sorry for though is, after realising my wrongdoing, relieving myself all over your wellies and chasing you down the path screaming obscenities and covering myself in piss and gin.

I can understand this was probably quite tramatic and, admittedly, not the best course of action.
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)