stoneage conditions
prevent me from attending festivals as well as :

1) prefering drugs to booze and subsequently,
2) requiring a shower and clean clothes every 24hrs minimum, and then
3) liking a nice comfy place to rest/collapse

My mate however has been to several and recounts the only festival story that sticks in my mind -

while partaking in the horrific act of venturing inside a portaloo, he's presented with a steamy mountain of Dantean proportions, as he's only after a piss this seems temporarily bearable and while using one hand to steady himself sets about draining his tank. At this point a fat poofly takes off from the back of the mountain and starts buzzing around the cell. Fearing the kiss of the poofly, he uses the only weapon available since both hands are occupied and 'ghostbusters' style tries to knock out the fly with the stream of piss, this results in him pissing over most of the inside of the cell and still failing to get the fly. With the draining over he escapes to freedom before the poofly can slime him, a lucky escape.

I doubt that the cell was much worse off after the hosing down than before, the horror, the horror. Give me a long night in a club any time.
(amazinglasercow now sporting terawatt mining lasers, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:42, 4 replies)

Is a poofly
anything like a Pooflake?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:45, closed)

It's the matured form.

( Cawl, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 16:11, closed)

Poofly
Hehehehehe.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 20:16, closed)

A very silly story about poo
It gets my *click*
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:55, closed)