For those who were wondering
Yes, Global Gathering is the biggest pile of shite festival in Britain. In my opinion anyway.

It is for this reason that I decided on taking copious amounts of mind grenade type disco biscuits, despite quitting over a year ago, in order to pass the time more effectively. Which as it turns out was a bit of a crap idea.

During this time my girlfriend had to look after me, and to this day she still says she hated me a bit that night...

A few excerpts include, getting into a fight with a chav who shouted 'Why don't you go back to freak town!?' at me for wearing a wizard hat and kimono... She admits this looked hilarious, as it consisted of me in technicolour outfit, hair and beard, scuffling half heartedly with an increasingly concerned chav, whilst shouting about not having the train fare.... For some reason.

In a crowded bar, going to put my arm out to rest on the wall, and falling, due to the lack of wall there, a la Delboy style. This too was apparently, very funny.

Trying to break my way on to the bungee jumping crane and being wrestled away from it by the steward.

Having a full conversation with my girlfriend about what she does for a living and how weird that was, because 'that's what my girlfriend does!'.

Finding myself in the middle of a circle of people, shouting and cheering whilst a randomer tackled me to the floor and ran away. I have no idea what that was about. Nor how I got there. Neither does she.

At 8 in the morning on the Monday, arguing with her and having to get a passer by to clarify that in fact, yes it is Monday morning, and no there are no more bands.

And, if you want to see what happens when you pass out, before all of this even started, check out the picture I've been debating whether to put up in the replies.....
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:39, 8 replies)

Oh dear...

(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 15:39, closed)

aha erm..
oh dears.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 16:12, closed)

ahaha
click!
(Hitler's other ball. R soul., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:08, closed)

That'll learn you
And this is why I don't do dance festivals.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:12, closed)

I'll consider this
A (hard) lesson learned....
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 17:28, closed)

Aww bless
hee hee

clicks
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 19:49, closed)

Gets A Click
For the idea of a wizaed fighting a chav...
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:42, closed)

A click
for the random conversation with your OWN girlfriend.

hahahahaha :)
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:38, closed)