i think you missed the point..
in that QOTW, even a lame one, is about entertaining folks... some humour, a quirky juxtaposition pehaps, a (decent) pun or two, and a payoff.
But not "i went to a festy and me and my mates were just crazy and we had some booze and these bands [insert band name here] are the best, no argument, then i went home and had a shower."
I mean really, you know the expression "you had to be there"?

it ain't just you, there's a thousand deeply tedious tales on here - but yours jumped out at me. sorry.
(micky2shoes has more shoes than feet, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:47, 1 reply)

No...
YOU'VE missed the point.
This was my festival experience, as asked for in the question.
I've left out all the general shiznit that happened and kept the interesting parts in.
I don't do puns as they don't really interest me and I've tried to put some humour in.
I'm sorry you don't like my style of writing.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:15, closed)

he's not the only one
"tell us your experiences" should say "tell us something even vaguely worth reading."

Otherwise it may as well be a list of the things you've ever eaten for breakfast...
( sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 11:41, closed)