never
take half of the drugs you've scored for a festival before you actually leave. if you do, you may well end up missing the festival altogether and waking up in a bandstand 35 miles from home with a vietnamese bloke, a huge headache and no cash.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:09, 8 replies)

Hahahhahahahaa
sorry but picturing that really made me laugh.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:20, closed)

remembering it
makes me laugh, too.
especially when we both looked at each other with that "who the fuck are you?" expression on our faces!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:49, closed)

I've led such a sheltered life.
But then again I've never had to go to the STI clinic.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:38, closed)

strangely enough
neither have i
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:48, closed)

I wasn't casting aspertions on your good character.
I was just trying to see the bright side in not living a bit more dangerously.


Even when I did do drugs, I did them sensibly. Well as sensible as you can be taking something that your haven't got a clue what's in them or how they will effect you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:01, closed)

living dangerously can be great fun
but when you look back on it and remember the good times, you tend to forget the times you almost killed yourself, of which there have been a few. i've been very, very lucky! ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:32, closed)

is it lonely

is it lonely up there on your sti free pedastals ?
(The Cats Twat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 13:39, closed)

no
but there isn't much sex
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:41, closed)