Melinda Messenger's norks
A few years ago, a mate of mine worked for a music press agency. As such he was always sorting us out with tickets. I forget the exact festival (Reading I think...) but he got us backstage passes one year. It's hardly rock and roll but the bogs are fragrant and, more importantly, the queue for the bar is non-existent.

One one trip to the bar there was a short blond lady being harassed by some drunk bloke. I didn't pay too much attention but as I got to the bar the girl (who seemed to be on the verge of tears) turned round, grabbed my arm and said "It's ok, I'm with him, bye". The bloke stumbled off and I looked round at my new found friend only to find it was the then-newly-famous Melinda Messenger! In a short skirt. And very tight top. She gave me a kiss (on the cheek!) to say thank you and signed my T-Shirt.

In case you're wondering, they were (and I'm sure still are) magnificent...
(FiatPanda, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:39, 11 replies)

she's too fucking short
magnificent breasts can only do so much

for example, there is such a thing as boobs too big for a tit wank
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:10, closed)

Really?
I feel the need to subject this to scientific testing. Rigorous scientific testing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:15, closed)

Or so you think
I hate to be the one to break it to you, particularly after all the SERIOUZ INTERNET BUSINESS today on /offtopic, but...

You have a micro-willy.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:16, closed)

not true
my ex was really short and had 36 GG boobs. it just wasn't possible.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:18, closed)

Sounds like she needs to be included
as one of the test cases in my rigorous scientific testing programme.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:19, closed)

feel free
she is welsh though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:21, closed)

Oi! Not always a bad thing.

( Cawl, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:22, closed)

If it's wet enough
And there is contact with the female form then I could shoot my gloop in mere seconds.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:26, closed)

I submit that you are doing it wrong..
and that there's nothing wrong with short women. Some of my partners have been very well supplied in the breast department, and it's not been a problem.

Of course, I'm open to more testing, just to be sure..
(syllopsium, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:42, closed)

She is short
But her tits are still fantastic. I did a story involving her in the local newspaper a while ago for a charity event she turned up to.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:39, closed)

Did you ejaculate dark yellow sperm
All over your notes?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:12, closed)