Cocksucker
During my first visit to Reading fest back in 2004, I naively lost the rest of my friends in a drunk filled stupor, only to bump into a crowd of people cheering someone on.

Being a nosey sort, I barged my way through to have have a look at what was going on, to be greeted with a very flexible young man gobbling down three quarters of his cock.

I went back to my tent a changed woman.
(thants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:58, 2 replies)

That is impressive
but to score a point he needs to get the balls in as well.

*click*
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 2:35, closed)

Autofellatio
I have the occasional dream where I can do that, however it feels no different to sucking my thumb.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:27, closed)