How to get drugs into festivals
I went to Global Gathering in 07. My mate and I divided our copious stash, he took his in on Friday without any issues.

I decided to take my half in on Saturday morning - early - assuming there would be no rozzers on duty. Wrong.

I suppose having eyes like saucers and wearing a T shirt with "Stoned" written on it (in tiny pebbles - my favourite T !) was a give-away.

The rozzer set the drug dog on me 3 times. It failed. I got in.

Method:

- take substances, wrap in cling film;
- put chilli sauce on cling film. Re-wrap.
- get a Pot Noodle, open very carefully, empty out contents;
- put stash in bottom of empty container. Put contents back in;
- using a hot knife (!) carefully melt the top of the Pot Noodle and re-seal foil over it.

This worked. The dog put its nose to the Pot Noodle and let me go. My mate, who had a bit of green so small as not to make a single joint out of, got caught by the same dog and got cautioned :-(

Have fun !
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:02, 8 replies)

global
Was 07 the one where it rained and people were swimming in the mud..

that was a really creepy one.. i got very disturbed whilst on one and thought i'd gone colourblind
(miss.spanky.pants .. is looking for a handsome prince..., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:01, closed)

Yes it was very muddy
and represented nothing more than a Young Farmer's Hoe-Down on E. It's bloody hard on your leg muscles to dance in wellies in sticky mud.

But do-able, given enough MDMA / Speed.
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:36, closed)

That
gives a new meaning to the term Pot Noodle
(Banjax, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:26, closed)

damn, banjax beat me to it!
ingenious though...
(berk, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:41, closed)

Have 6 people
and all the stuff needed for a food stall and 6 lots of camping gear crammed willy nilly into the back of a bedford van.
Cops pull you over, open the back doors, see chaos, pots of rancid vegan curry and smelly folks and wave you off, not worth the bother
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 0:43, closed)

Good call
but I still think my method easier to organise...
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 8:35, closed)

I consider this to be balls
And completely ineffective. Sniffer dogs can smell weed when it's in the petrol tank of a car, you think they won't smell the biff in your pot noodle, or all the residue you'll have left all over the outside?

It shows a lack of understanding too - you stick your nose over a bucket of shit with a coffee bean in there, you'll say 'that smells like shit'. The dog will go 'Ooh, shit. And coffee!'

Not to say they don't fail sometimes and that they can't ever be fooled, but very rarely and putting it in a pot noodle won't make the slightest iota of difference.

I say all this, and I painstakingly smuggled an 8th into Portugal whilst on holiday, ground, bagged, wrapped, bagged again, and put in a tub of hairgel. Worked fine, but then I found out Portugal is decriminalised anyway!
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:30, closed)

Well,
Feel free to dis-believe me. I'm telling you what actually happened.

So maybe the dog just liked my face and didn't like the look of my mate. But the dog was put on me 3 times and failed every time. And got my mate who had a crumb, literally, of green on him.

And if you read the fucking post, it's not about putting it in a Pot Noodle, it's about wrapping it up in the chilli sauce.

Drugs brought in: 1/2 ounce skunk, 10 pills, some speed, some MDMA.
( I_Was_Mordred, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 10:56, closed)