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It's that time of year again

I was at a free festival outside Worthing in the early 90s, expounds Richard mcbeef off the internet. A bloke went mental on the dancefloor and started hitting people. He was restrained, calmed down, but then did it again, a good three times more. Eventually he was pursued around the arena by an ever-growing number of people, like in Benny Hill. He was chased into a massive nettle patch and ended up tied to a chair.

Tell us your festival experiences.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:45)
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I once catered at a techno festival put on by the Exodus Collective
As I approached my tent one afternoon, I heard grunting from within. I yanked the zip up to reveal a naked couple, mid-shag.

After a split second of mutual shock, I yelled "Gerrout of my fucking tent" and chased them, still naked, across the camping field.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:21, 5 replies)
you didn't join in? what the hell's wrong with you

(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:29, closed)
You lot are sharp today

(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:34, closed)
If you call it a fucking tent, what do you expect?

(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:48, closed)
Good point

(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:34, closed)
Why were you naked?

(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 20:28, closed)

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