Festivals II
It's that time of year again
I was at a free festival outside Worthing in the early 90s, expounds Richard mcbeef off the internet. A bloke went mental on the dancefloor and started hitting people. He was restrained, calmed down, but then did it again, a good three times more. Eventually he was pursued around the arena by an ever-growing number of people, like in Benny Hill. He was chased into a massive nettle patch and ended up tied to a chair.
Tell us your festival experiences.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:45)
It's that time of year again
I was at a free festival outside Worthing in the early 90s, expounds Richard mcbeef off the internet. A bloke went mental on the dancefloor and started hitting people. He was restrained, calmed down, but then did it again, a good three times more. Eventually he was pursued around the arena by an ever-growing number of people, like in Benny Hill. He was chased into a massive nettle patch and ended up tied to a chair.
Tell us your festival experiences.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:45)
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I once catered at a techno festival put on by the Exodus Collective
As I approached my tent one afternoon, I heard grunting from within. I yanked the zip up to reveal a naked couple, mid-shag.
After a split second of mutual shock, I yelled "Gerrout of my fucking tent" and chased them, still naked, across the camping field.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:21, 5 replies)
As I approached my tent one afternoon, I heard grunting from within. I yanked the zip up to reveal a naked couple, mid-shag.
After a split second of mutual shock, I yelled "Gerrout of my fucking tent" and chased them, still naked, across the camping field.
( , Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:21, 5 replies)
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