Sexual fetishesRubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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SorryA long time ago I was a genie in a galaxy far, far away. One day my lamp got picked up by some bloke called Jango*, so off we went with the standard three wishes deal. Firstly he wanted a jetpack, and lo, he got one. Happy as Larry he was, zooming about.
Then, slightly worryingly, he wanted an army. A bit megalomaniacal, but your-wish-is-my-command, so lo, an army he had. Damned if I know what he wanted it for, never mind.
Finally, he wanted a son, to follow in his footsteps, or something. So, lo, a son he had. He gave him some bloody stupid name, Bubba or something.
And those were the three Jango Fett-wishes.
That doesn't quite work does it? Oh well.
*It may not be spelt like that, but I can't be arsed to look it up. And yes, I could have looked it up in the time it took me to write this footnote, but fuck you.
(, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 12:55, 1 reply)
Needs moar dinosaurOtherwise very good. *clickages*
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