Sexual fetishes
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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I would disagree with my learned friend below
Beardiness - I've found it's an all or nothing kinda deal - ladies either really like it or they really don't, no middle ground.
Suits/Uniforms - Always a winner.
The 'strong-looking' type - Never found a lady who didn't like the slight Neanderthaliness of broad shoulders and strong legs.
Body hair - Again this is an all or nothing deal.
Smelling like a man - Fresh sweat + a hint of cologne = instant dynamite.
To back all this up I had an experience that was totally out-of-the-blue during my divorce some years ago. I was working away from home, living in an hotel for a couple of weeks, so I attended a local martial arts club as a visitor for something to do in the evenings (I used to train 4-6 times a week - alas no more).
I turned up most training sessions in my working clothes - a suit, changed into Dogi and Hakama - another suit, trained for a few hours with the regular classes, then showered and changed into jeans and shirt.
I had encounters with two ladies in those short weeks, both of whom were really into the smell of a recently-sweating man in a freshly laundered shirt, beards, suits, hairy chests and the slight bad-boy aura of a serious martial artist.
As for me, a real fetish is for ladies who look, dress and act like ladies in public but are depraved in private.
And lacy knickers.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:55, 3 replies)
Beardiness - I've found it's an all or nothing kinda deal - ladies either really like it or they really don't, no middle ground.
Suits/Uniforms - Always a winner.
The 'strong-looking' type - Never found a lady who didn't like the slight Neanderthaliness of broad shoulders and strong legs.
Body hair - Again this is an all or nothing deal.
Smelling like a man - Fresh sweat + a hint of cologne = instant dynamite.
To back all this up I had an experience that was totally out-of-the-blue during my divorce some years ago. I was working away from home, living in an hotel for a couple of weeks, so I attended a local martial arts club as a visitor for something to do in the evenings (I used to train 4-6 times a week - alas no more).
I turned up most training sessions in my working clothes - a suit, changed into Dogi and Hakama - another suit, trained for a few hours with the regular classes, then showered and changed into jeans and shirt.
I had encounters with two ladies in those short weeks, both of whom were really into the smell of a recently-sweating man in a freshly laundered shirt, beards, suits, hairy chests and the slight bad-boy aura of a serious martial artist.
As for me, a real fetish is for ladies who look, dress and act like ladies in public but are depraved in private.
And lacy knickers.
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:55, 3 replies)
Now I may know nuthin' about nuthin'...
But I hear that a sure fire way to get into 'snatch central' with the ladies is to take your old mate poofers down the pub and let him buy you a pint...
Come on you old fucker - you know you want to.
:)
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:01, closed)
But I hear that a sure fire way to get into 'snatch central' with the ladies is to take your old mate poofers down the pub and let him buy you a pint...
Come on you old fucker - you know you want to.
:)
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:01, closed)
Gotta say the ladies do seem to like a fella who's sporty and glistening in manly man sweat...
Though one time I used to date a girl who turned into a snarling psycho mentalist whenever she used to insist on coming down and watching me twat about playing Sunday league footie. Ahhh, the happy memories of this 5 ft nothing blonde stood on the touchline screaching: "STAMP ON HIS FUCKING HEAD! STAMP ON HIS FUCKING HEAD!"
Happy days... (Just hope she was talking to me, and not to the fella trying to tackle me)...
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:12, closed)
Though one time I used to date a girl who turned into a snarling psycho mentalist whenever she used to insist on coming down and watching me twat about playing Sunday league footie. Ahhh, the happy memories of this 5 ft nothing blonde stood on the touchline screaching: "STAMP ON HIS FUCKING HEAD! STAMP ON HIS FUCKING HEAD!"
Happy days... (Just hope she was talking to me, and not to the fella trying to tackle me)...
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:12, closed)
Not sure about the "glistening" bit - I like the smell of fresh sweat, but the look of it is eww. Especially if its dripping onto me *barf*
( , Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:30, closed)
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