FIGHT!Dr Preference wants to hear your stories about fighting. Ever started a fight? Ever seen a spectacular bar brawl? Or did you hide in a kebab shop when chased by West Ham football hoolies? The first rule of B3ta Fight Club is that you WILL talk about B3ta Fight Club.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 11:04)
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Star Wars!I had just come out of hospital after 12 days and had crutches and my leg was in a full length cast. I also had a catheter bag strapped to my leg. I didn't have the use of my arms because of the crutches or my legs because of the cast and reconstructive surgery. The guy was pissed off about something that I have never fully worked out but as far as I can tell he thought I was starting on him. Luckily his own mates thought he was being a dick starting on a "crippled bloke" and when he attacked me they attacked him breaking his collar bone in the process. My then girlfriend filmed it but the silly bint left the lens cap on so all we have is some audio. Needless to say I had the last laugh until ten minutes later when I was emptying my catheter bag and it went all over my trousers.
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Peej, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 8:54,
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Is this about Star Wars?
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It's Revenge of the Piss(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 11:21, closed)
The Fanta menace.
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No Cunt Wee for old men(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:07,
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Fuck's sake, I laughed at the last bit.I guess I have to leave forever now.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 9:36,
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I thought it was a heart warming story.With the message that not everyone is a dick.
Until the last part, that was hilarious.
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