A STORMTROOPER BANGS HIS HEAD!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 22:04, 9 replies)

THE ARISTOCRATS!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 22:19, closed)

Right, so 'head' is some bashful euphemism for 'swollen bellend',
'Storm' clearly relates to the dissociative cognitive dissonance you experience in everyday situations. 'Trooper' is a reference to your effete determination that some ill-defined show must, at whatever cost, be inflicted upon an equally vaguely delineated audience. This is sounding a bit gay already - but I'll do my utmost to avoid any ugly suppositions about Dorothy's friends.
Having said that, 'bangs', now that we have established the pertinent dialectic parameters, can't really be understood to stand for anything other than 'mutilates with industrial power tools'.
( 4Q just lurking, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 1:15, closed)

The word "his" is so heteronormative.
You big racist.
(McChinaman banned, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 8:54, closed)

Effete determination - contradiction in terms.
Dissociative cognitive dissonance - superfluous qualifier.
Must try harder. Unless you're Will Self, in which case job's a goodun.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 11:18, closed)

Think I'd rather he tried much much less hard, to be honest.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 11:22, closed)

Dunno, it's quite endearing really
Like watching a spastic trying to juggle.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 11:33, closed)

Youtube is very disappointing in the cerebral palsy fire juggling stakes.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 13:56, closed)

Cheer up, people are interpreting the lyrics of "Where Do You Go To My Lovely" from the secure confines of a mental institution
www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/15570/

"The "Boulevard St. Michel" is a nazi club. And "a laugh, aha aha" (pronounced aluff aha aha) is a hebrew metaphor (when translated into hebrew) means "til i die". "When you go on your summer vacation" this line implies it was in the northern hemisphere since it is winter in august in countries such as australia. So this line narrows the nazi club down to about 74 countries, france maybe? or russia?

"But where do you go to my lovely... "... too right, they've no where to go. No idea what the chorus is about, sounds good tho. "But I know you still bear the scar deep inside, yes, you do." - this suggests that people may have forgave for the world war. the lyrics that follow are "Ah, I know where you go to my lovely...When you're alone in your bed." again making a point, but he wont forgive he will keep on fighting. The rest of the song doesn't make much sense. It reminds me of Winds of Change by The Scorpions.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 16:31, closed)

And this is why we're working on a way to release poison gas through the internet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Mar 2013, 16:57, closed)